Never thought I'd say that!

It's amazing the things that come out of your mouth when you have two small children. Three years ago, I never would have imagined some of the things I now say on a regular basis. For example:

Please do not lick the dishwasher!

Come over here so I can see if you're poopy.

Don't bite Mommy in the butt!

Eeewww!! Chalk is not for eating!

Take your hand out of your diaper, please.

Gross, you stink like pee. We'll change you after breakfast.

How did you get pudding in your ear?


Any fun little quips from your experiences with kids?