Be jealous. Very jealous.
Now remind yourself that the poor fella is in China and missing his family.
Ok, not quite so jealous. I mean, after all, it's only a hotel room, right?
Oh sweet Mother of pearl. Is that a TV in the mirror?
There is a television in the mirror in this bathroom. I'm back to being jealous now.
That's it! It's back to the Econo-Lodge for you, buster!
Now, if you'll excuse me. I think I need to go scrub my kitchen floors and cry while Evan watches TV in his BATHROOM!!!!