Trying to prepare for a teaching job interview when you aren't already a full time teacher is kind of like that recurring nightmare I have where I show up to take a final exam in college, but suddenly realize I haven't studied or ever even gone to class. The panic, the horror, the stress.....all currently part of my reality. If you need me, I'll be in my basement. Look under the piles of lesson plans and listen for the sound of hair follicles being yanked from a scalp.
Maybe I'll wear a wig to my interview.
