I'm going to wear my Spanx and my shaping camisole.
I bought a new tube of mascara specifically for the occasion.
I will not wear flip flops. I will take the pack of Pampers wipes out of my purse.
If things get really crazy, I may even decide to spray on perfume before we leave.
I am going to have a cocktail and eat meat served from a sword.
Tonight I get to be a real grown-up.
Samba, baby.
