The only problem was that his gift was a set of women's golf clubs.
Yup, take a moment to absorb that one. For his birthday, this wife of the year actually presented her husband with a set of women's golf clubs. For some insane reason, I thought Evan might like it if I learned to golf so it would be an activity we could do together. So I bought a set of clubs....for me.....for his present.
And as a special bonus, when he took me to a driving range to actually try to teach me how to use the blasted things, all I did was get frustrated and cuss him out.
I'm still surprised he didn't file for divorce immediately.
Wow, right? I know. So for those of you out there who have given your husband tickets to "Showboat" instead of a Packers vs. Vikings game, have made the mistake of thinking SPANX make a good anniversary gift for your wife, or have given the mother of your children a parenting book on Mother's Day......rest easy.
I already hold the title for WORST GIFT EVER.
P.S. We sold those golf clubs for $40 at our garage sale this May. They were used once.
