Monday, April 18, 2011

What a Crappy Dream!

If you're any good at dream interpretation, I really could use your help on this one.  I had a very vivid dream on Thursday night that I just can't seem to get out of my head (or hair)!  I promise, that little quip will be much funnier in a minute.

I didn't even remember this dream until I was driving the boys to their grandparents' house on Friday morning and I passed by a farm next to the freeway.  Suddenly, a rush of images streamed into my head and I could remember every single detail of this dream.

I'm at my grandmother's farm with my kids.  We walk over to the barn, the gravel crunching under our feet with every step.  As we approach the barn, one of the many farm cats skitters across the entrance.  Crossing the threshold into the barn, the familiar smells flood my nose and we can see cows lined up all the way down the center aisle.  Suddenly, Isaiah drops something.  I bend over to pick it up for him and......

.....a cow poops on my head

I can feel it running down my neck, my back, sticking in my hair.  The smell of the manure overwhelms my senses and my whole body seizes up in horror.


So apart from that I probably might want to avoid a visit to the barn on Easter Sunday, what on earth could this dream mean?  A rather clever young man at work suggested that it must mean that "I've got some good shit coming my way." 

I liked that idea!  If nothing else, I certainly got a good laugh out of it.

(Cow image from here:

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