Micah: Mommy, I all done!
Me: Ok, buddy. Start with four squares. Wipe, fold, then wipe again.
Micah: I want to do a Star Wars puzzle.
Me: Sure, honey. Let's just finish this first.
Micah: Did you pause Snow White?
Me: No I didn't.
Micah: So I'm going to miss it?
Me: A little bit, yes.
Micah: Did Luke Skywalker have to go poop on the spaceship?
Me: Ummmm, yeah. He probably did.
Micah: There's poop on my tentacles.
Me: They're called testicles, honey.
Micah: Can I go watch Snow White now?
Me: Wash your hands first.
Micah: But they're clean! Here....smell it!
Me: I'll be in the kitchen.