Sick Me: Know what you need to do? Take a nap.
Me: Sure, sure. And after the nap I'll go to the bathroom uninterrupted and then walk barefoot to my spotless kitchen without stepping on a single Lego and drink an entire cup of coffee while it's still hot. As long as we're dreaming, why not??
Sick Me: I'm sensing your sarcasm, but my throat hurts too much to snipe back. Consider this coughing fit my snarky retort.
Me: Knock that off. I have to work tonight and I can't be coughing on anyone's food.
Sick Me: Oh frick. I work in food service.
Sick Me: I quit.
Me: Buck up, Buttercup.
Sick Me: I want to punch you.
Me: Quit bugging me. I still need to come up with something to blog about before work.
Sick Me: Fine. If you need me, I'll be asleep on the couch. Wake me up when you've gotten over your Crazy.