Friday, July 25, 2014

Friday, Mid-afternoon

Me:  I need to sit down and write a blog post before I leave for work.

Sick Me:  Know what you need to do?  Take a nap. 

Me:  Sure, sure.  And after the nap I'll go to the bathroom uninterrupted and then walk barefoot to my spotless kitchen without stepping on a single Lego and drink an entire cup of coffee while it's still hot.  As long as we're dreaming, why not??

Sick Me:  I'm sensing your sarcasm, but my throat hurts too much to snipe back.  Consider this coughing fit my snarky retort.

Me:  Knock that off.  I have to work tonight and I can't be coughing on anyone's food.

Sick Me:  Oh frick.  I work in food service.

Me:  Duh.

Sick Me:  I quit.

Me:  Buck up, Buttercup. 

Sick Me:  I want to punch you. 

Me:  Quit bugging me.  I still need to come up with something to blog about before work.

Sick Me:  Fine.  If you need me, I'll be asleep on the couch.  Wake me up when you've gotten over your Crazy.



1 comment:

  1. WIERDEST THING!

    I was just looking and researching random wedding ideas and was lost in the world of Huffington Post when a post about a "first look" in Madison Square came up. I'm reading along and then BAM! a selfie of you appears! I follow your blog anyway and it was just one of those "haha, small world" things!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sarah-kooiman/the-moment-in-madison-squ_b_5604031.html?utm_hp_ref=weddings&ir=Weddings

    Anyhow, just felt the need to come and tell you :)

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